Communications Need to Stand Out – Ford Escort Seller Shows How

If you need a lesson on how to make your communications stand out, the person who wrote the classified ad for this Ford Escort–“the most ballingest car ever”–shows the rest of us how.

Here are some gems:

This well-maintained and fully restored beauty is a salvage title. It was bought out of an insurance pool after getting into a tiny fender bender (i.e. vicious car cock fight. . . which it won. . . with metal and brawn).

This one-of-a-kind ZX2 coupe is to the limit. And it takes no prisoners.

And the best:

The right front fender was dented, but then replaced by a cadre of men who were born in garages and bottle-fed Penzoil.

Read the whole ad at hooniverse.